What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What do all Indian parents have in common?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I become mentally strong?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?